Attention Mike Houston: please watch yesterdayโs press conference from that tool shed Dave Doeren. #NCState beats #ECU once every Halleyโs Comet and he throws all that shade? Make sure he hears about the hook finger for the next however many years before he bolts for a big job.
When the server at Mexican asks what you want to drink:
My brain:
Say water
Say water
Say water
Say water
Say water
Say water
Say water
Me: Large margarita on the rocks plz