Baylee McClellan

to die for

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

my elementary school’s gifted program used to pull gifted kids out of social studies class to go do “advanced” work, so I never learned where any of the states are, but I am very good at Sudoku puzzles.

and that pretty much sums up the American education system!

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

You can’t run to Starbucks “real quick” bc they gotta tell me their life story before they ever ask me what I want

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

Your WCW needs to stop telling herself that she’s just bloated & realize she’s gained a few pounds & buy new pants

It’s me. I’m your WCW.

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

I think 2 ppl with different love languages dating, & both tailoring how they show love to how the other receives it, is the most beautiful.

[OG Jerè @TripleEntendre]

Dating somebody who has the same love language as you is dangerously beautiful.

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

Don’t send me emails with your new deals. Do you honestly think I have any more money when I just spent 500$ on your website?

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

@LucyShamblin1 her life and marriage and kids and that kind of stuff

[Ricky Dillon @RickyPDillon]

“yuh” - ariana grande

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

This year for my birthday I begged my dad to pay my property tax. Adult life is so much fun.

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

@LukeMichaelHolt are you mad at me because I still haven't seen this

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

One time I thought my computer was on fire but no it was just some girl beside me juuling

[Gaylen @GaylenMorris]

Please don't juul in the library?????

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

@Kayls_Clark

[RIFLE @RIIIFLE]

When you’re at a sleepover and your friend doesn’t give you a blanket

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

The dirtier my house gets, the less I want to clean it, and the more sad I get about how dirty my house is.

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

The best advice my mom ever gave me was to stay in the middle lane when driving through Birmingham

[Jasmine Lawrence @jazzysie]

Do all boyfriends randomly twitch and spaz out in their sleep or is mine just broken????

[Baylee McClellan @baylee_MAC]

So is he thanking God or this Wendy chick I'm confused

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

1 Year Ago Today Almost To The Hour, I Was In A Coma Undergoing Surgery And Given A 20% Chance Of Living. I Don’t Even Know How To Begin To Thank Wendy For Never Leaving My Side While In A Coma For 12 Days And ICU For 31 Days While Continuing To Mother Her Children

[Kwame Darren @FreeTown30]

Isn't that what a husband/father is supposed to be doing?

[🫶🏾 @MyaAmerson]

Message to High Schoolers:
Don’t waste your time with AP classes go ahead and hop in them dual enrollment jawns