Bayley☀️

just out here trying to save the earth and the animals✨

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

@RenzoShib @booneybig1 @elonmusk Okay, bro.

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

MAKE IT GLUTEN FREE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kraft is bringing back the SpongeBob SquarePants mac and cheese after a decade off shelves.

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

I don’t understand how plants can survive in the wild in all sorts of weather conditions, but I can’t keep a houseplant alive to save my life. Make it make sense.

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

"your 20s will be the greatest years of your life"

me in my 20s:

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

No bc somehow I usually only get like 2-3 drinks max and then I forget my card

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

At the bar last night, the Zoomers were all paying with credit cards and closing out on every round. This is psycho behavior. Someone needs to teach these children how to go to the bar.

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

“I think you’re actually gonna pull this off, Bayley” -my mom lmfao

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to start Shameless omg. It’s so good!!!!!!

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

You guys fuckkkk we forgot to run the park. we literally all forgot to work for like weeks omg. The dinosaurs are soooo pissed lol! Vacay vibes

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

Literally

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

@in_finn_ite Rachel could do it

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

@in_finn_ite @allisond316 I’m not sorry at all!!

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

At least I’ve never checked to see if anyone’s snap score has changed😭 got one thing going for me

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

This professor sounds amazing in this tweet, but she actually ended up being the literal worst professor I had that semester

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

I just finished my first Biology of Sleep class and this professor really told all of us that because sleep is so important we can use class time to sleep in the corner

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

The Snapchat bitmoji just keeps getting scarier and scarier

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

@KWCH12 10. Voting NO

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

@iamcurlyfriez Yeah I have 8. Octomom was always my role model!!

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

I’m officially old. I was asked if I had any kids. I’ve never been asked if I HAD any, only if I wanted any.

[Bayley☀️ @bayley_johnson]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary