Baylie Bones

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

My dog starts getting excited if I put shoes on bc she thinks she’ll get to ride in the car

Sad story the car wouldn’t start

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

Laney dead ass used a magnifying glass to try to show me she "needed" a bandaid

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

This is a mind fuck I swear

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

can somebody please help me with this. what the fuck

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Plans Camping Trip Despite Love of Being Clean and Comfortable: https://t.co/aLir3u24sO

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

Like there was no need to spin just couldn’t help myself

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

do you ever jump into your bed but like do a “full down” @treyursogay

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

@karniecrossland Wondered if I was the only grinch on Easter

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@ambasawya where’s the lie

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@elizwardlow Lmao same

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Gonna go out on a limb here and assume if you’re an enneagram 6 you’re also probably the oldest child in your family

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

Love this book

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

planning to get wild after the pandemic and by “get wild” I mean becoming the village witch who cooks mountains of spaghetti in a cauldron and accidentally floods the town with spaghetti

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

this is so spot on, once I quit them I forgot to eat lmao

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@milktpapi Toss some soap in and hit a button sir

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https://t.co/bC4acVKYRA in college when ppl tried to “bridge” you

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“if you want an appointment right away, just call this number–“

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

@GovStittGoogles 74

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@kfarrand10 Like f my belly heal my brain!

[Baylie Bones @bayliebones]

Whilst on the phone “sorry your on my bad ear let me switch”