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if the apocalypse comes, beep me.

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & that’s something that everyone can celebrate!

[abbigail @jolieisms]

you cannot seriously look me in the eye and tell me that that is supposed to be gus everett what is going on

[sage @btwnrevolutions]

People losing the beautiful art of telling someone to shut the fuck up in the movie theater is heartbreaking. This is one of the times you get to be an asshole publicly and you’re 100% in the right and everyone will agree with you.

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

You guys need to start getting comfortable telling people to shut the fuck up in the middle of a film

[love drops @lovedropx]

Me and my friends getting left behind by AI

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Oh girl I DO!!! I have been!!

[Jo 🩵 @jo_yells]

ali hazelwood being a mohabbot shipper was not on my 2026 bingo card but hey when life gives you lemons

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

'go to hell' is basic, overused. 'i hope the casting for the adaptation of one of your fav books is mixed, with one really good choice and on the other end, the other is a terrible choice' is better, terrifying and it happened to me

[ً @jordayIaism]

#notmygus

[sky ✧˖°⭑˖ @stoppedbysilovs]

ok it’s time to get serious

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

this is when you go get a diet coke

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

The Bachelorette is canceled?

It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to put The Muppets on ABC on Sunday night. 😌

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

me reading sally rooney: