hudson

/ 21+, oc, parody

[hudson @bayousheriff]

⸻ 𝐇𝐔𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐉. 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓

corrupt detective turned private investigator. grumpy old man. soft spot for ( 𝘰𝘯𝘦 ) little girl. recovering alcoholic. southern asshole stuck in nyc. 57. straight. single.

[ rp / oc / nsfw / mdni / 21+ ] penned by k.

[hudson @bayousheriff]

simmer down

[hudson @bayousheriff]

hmph

[hudson @bayousheriff]

@bitchsIxpped short skirt but skip the panties. no need for ‘em.

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@bitchsIxpped might just. that’ll be a surprise though.

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@bitchsIxpped don’t start the damn poutin’. i might. but you’re gonna owe me one.

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@bitchsIxpped did lee put you up to this? that’s some fruity shit he’d suggest.

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@bitchsIxpped now you’re just tryna get on my good side.

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@bitchsIxpped jesus christ. . . you’re gonna have to convince me a little harder baby girl.

[hudson @bayousheriff]

@bitchsIxpped gimme two good reasons why i should.

[hudson @bayousheriff]

@bitchsIxpped yeah, well. science ain’t always right.

[hudson @bayousheriff]

@bitchsIxpped receiving any butt sex as a man is gay

[hudson @bayousheriff]

@bitchsIxpped no. nowhere near there.

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@bitchsIxpped don’t go gettin’ any ideas.

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@bitchsIxpped obviously.

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@bitchsIxpped good answer.

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@bitchsIxpped hmph.

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@bitchsIxpped and who’s this guy?

[hudson @bayousheriff]

workin’ in the damn rain. gonna be a muddy day.

[hudson @bayousheriff]

uh ( huh ). . . gotcha.