Baylee

I’ve got to ramble

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

i never bump into btches i don’t like, me & them live totally different lives fr

[rae @SPITEFEM]

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic

[Chris @citehchris]

god she’s so hot I sometimes forget how evil she is

[… @Unkle_K]

Nobody cares if your dog is friendly, keep it out of people’s personal space

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

this is why i defend her fervently

[Himberly @himbo_anonymous]

To gag an entire cocktail party after announcing that New York is dead

[alex @perfectllover]

Ate entire sub after I said I was going to save half for tomorrow

[♰ @reeceollld]

i can’t stand judgmental family members like wasn’t you a crackhead before

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

it’s genuinely insane how bad everything is

[Chris @citehchris]

kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It’s got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas.
Engine gone rattle like a ‘97 Civic but it ain’t gone fail you. Can’t even hear the TV when it’s on.

[jess @abolish_jess]

you’re not allowed to say this but the first stage of being love bombed IS fun

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

i don’t go to the gym to get strong or lose weight i go to build my lung capacity so i can smoke even more cigarettes

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[♰ @reeceollld]

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks & apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

first day back in office after a 4 day weekend