Baywatching Bot

a bot that posts quotes from the youtube series Baywatching by @AllisonPregler // ran by a fan

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*sniffling* I miss being rich

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Um, what's more rewarding than a winning smile?

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Alright let me handle this Mitch, I'm more delicate in these types of situations. Hey listen bitch! That marble cost me 50 cents so you better appreciate the sacrifices we made!

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Boy, I sure am proud of me

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How else will we know that they’ll be ready, Forever and always they’re always here?

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Let's check in on Chuckles Buchanan: *Mitch crying*

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Not everyone can be as cool as Craig

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My save times 3!

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*Mitch grunts*...Must.Kill.Dog.

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We went to dinner; I was witty, charming, humble. What went wrong?

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Jean vest pose!

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Who's the cool dad now? #MYSAVE

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Congratulations! It's a no umbilical cord, mostly clean baby!

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Mitch is preparing his usual shirtless breakfast for ten

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I don't know Captain, is there such a thing as being too perfect?

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/Mitch, the way you got hurt, saving that girl. If you had a chance to do it over again, would you do the same thing even knowing what happened?/
Pffft that's a no.

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filthy filthy clown hands

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/Yo bro! Did you catch that alzheimer's montage on Baywatch last night?/
'You got that right bro! Epic!'

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Shut up Hobie!

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How will this effect the A&W Cream soda budget?