The Standoverman

To whatever end.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Dear Apple,
If someone sent me an old picture, and I save it to my phone. Why tf would I want it to save in my photos in June 2016. Bring it to the front!!!!!👀

[The Standoverman @bazatoha_]

@ChuksEmma947401 Interested

[The Standoverman @bazatoha_]

@ssenyonjohenry They did the same to me. This lady wanted a bribe of 15,000Ksh. She had actually refused to stamp my passport at JKIA.

[SURVIVED MARESCA #ClearlakeOut @yafavefootynerd]

Matteo when he googles Messi net worth

[𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙭 @FCBLobBronx]

@DanisMCFC CANT name a single city player who made any impact…Aguero came and almost passed away, Ferran ruined my childhood…gundogan was a$$ during his time here…

[Illusions and Glow ✨ @miss__hooper]

Even Ghana would be under Targaryen rule.

[Daemon Targeryen 🗡️ @akhilbhupathi18]

Daemon : Caraxes...
Caraxes:👣👣👣👣🥵

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

That's a proper fucking. By the North.

[Kweku Catalan Blankson @KwekuCatalan14]

@BarcaTimes imagine playing for Barcelona and saying you have a dream club😂😂😂😂we have given so many average players some balls to talk…

Ferran Torres??? i blame Xavi

[The Standoverman @bazatoha_]

@bamwinejnr @luzindamicheal Slow horses is such a gem

[Eniola Johnson @Eni_jjj]

No player has combined scoring and creating at Messi’s level.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

FC BARCELONA ❤️💙

[Bonsa @brunobonsanti]

Yamal não imagina o alívio que é tirar o título da Copa do Mundo da frente tão cedo na carreira.

[Abdunur M. Sekindi @asekindi06]

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[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

“Argentina super team” but if your club bids for Molina or Montiel you’ll start convulsing

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Two eras of Barcelona. One trophy for their nations.

[The Standoverman @bazatoha_]

@MarthaKayug UAP

[Jeremiah Ainebyona @jerryjones99]

Me as me, I even stopped eating goats meat out of respect for Messi

[The Standoverman @bazatoha_]

@CristianoProp Then Portugal qualifies. Kind of how knockout stages work.

[GEMINI♊️⚽️ @geminithestrika]

Lamine Yamal you are on your own o. I cannot be doing this thing I am doing for Messi for you.
My Marriage is next year . I can’t fathom my wife and kids seeing their husband and Father crashing out and crying because of football 🤝😭.

You will walk alone Son.