gf once got so drunk that she fell asleep in the bathtub before she could get the water on and was peeing herself semi-clothed inside - it was upon finding this that my brain’s functions were permanently rewired
The last place candidate in the LA mayoral race is a professional Roblox YouTuber who opened his campaign by making sure everyone knows he opposes Roblox’s age verification requirements
Look man, I think we’re all adult enough to be able to discern between genuine racism and when you’re high on crack and trying to pick what hooker you want to bang with crack level urgency
Just chatted with a guy who has 2 kids, a loving wife, pulls in $350k before bonus, runs 6 miles every morning, owns a 4-bedroom in the West Village, just bought a boat, and is genuinely funny and kind and he still can't find a girlfriend.
Modern dating is so broken.
@chucksneed69 He was doing that to avoid paying sales tax on a $400K Ferrari, I'm trying to avoid having my address show up if someone posts the plate number of the $1000 1993 Volvo I already own