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Thugging it out😌

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Sawyerr @MrSawyerr]

Update: My daughter won again. She has now won the spelling bee for the fourth consecutive year
🐝🐝🐝🐝

[Sweet Ope @SwitOpe]

It’s Day 19. The kidnapped school children/toddlers and teachers are still in captivity.

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

A mother moose had crossed the highway, but one of her newborn twin calves couldn't make it over the median barrier. As traffic began to back up and people grew anxious to move on, a driver stepped in to help. He lifted the calf over the median and carried it to where its mother was waiting, safely reuniting them 💗✨

[yas @adoomies3]

Me checking my bank account after spending all my money

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you finished with a “strong” 2.1

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

[Jola @Jollz]

Our language around governance is so interesting in Nigeria. We talk like when someone wins an election, the money and resources of the state become their personal largesse and any progress or work that happens is because they’re kind enough to “dash” us.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

it sounds dumb but it took me until 30 to internalize that people just say anything and it behooves you to ignore them and focus on what they do and how what they do makes you feel.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

calculating if i can survive till payday.😭

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Clothes that don't require ironing>>>

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Raising your phone to listen to a voice note, only for it to auto-pause? Serious rage bait 😭

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Kate Cornell @KateCornell]

Can I just buy a copy of Word? I shouldn't have to pay for it every year. The subscription model has ruined everything.

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

The horse in the back is like "OMG MICHAEL JACKSON????"

[Tope Agbeyo @tope_docx]

I have no adjective left to quantify how tired I am of Nigeria and its ruling class. I am so bitter, so angry, so full of disdain that I have exhausted my capacity to truly resent anything else

[Sweet Ope @SwitOpe]

Today is Day 18… the abducted Oyo school children and teachers are still in captivity. Let’s not forget that on the same day, dozens of children including toddlers were also abducted in Borno state.