mission: promised her a whole balkan restaurant adventure, had the mission briefing and everything only to serve fucking eggs and toast for lunch AND dinner.
status: failed
casualties: fatherhood reputation and daughter has officially requested a new dad pending investigation.
when da future lookin bleak, 3 espresso shots deep just tryna make it through the day then i find out luca guadagnio got a movie dropping soon, andrew garfield, damon albarn and jw anderson? at least my xmas day saved this time bc god knows i needed a fucking win.