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@MidwestGolfJake It's golf. And we are amateurs.

I shot a 45, 37 this morning.

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@TourWrangler Didn't know they were still a band!

[Mike O'Donnell @modonnell]

@Hickenlooper But what have you done as a Senator other than sit on your laurels, increases prices for Coloradans, open the border, let boys use girls locker rooms, and suck up to Biden? Your go-get-em entrepreneurial days are LONG behind you ...

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@manoflamancha @marner_enjoyer @StLouisBlues @RussoHockey Koivou?

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@Hickenlooper What's up with this guys hair?

He looks like a dude from my high school hockey team 25 years ago.

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@MikeJohnstonCO You are such an ass wipe.

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@shellenberger @dsonoiki @spencerpratt Please come to Colorado.

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@TourWrangler @geyanastasio The drive from Denver to JH is fine for the first 4/5/6 hours and then when you make the turn at Rock Creek it gets fun. It's a cool drive but then once you get to Jackson you are kinda isolated.

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@soIoucity Nothing like the ride up those escalators after shotgunning 4 Busch Lights.

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@thelittlethangs @Thedukeisking Um Boulder is it's own county.

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@YipStrickler I was pretty "meh" on the net cheating stuff until this weekend when I was in contention... and now four years into the club see the same names a-top that never play a round at the course except for competition.

Don't be a dick. We're playing for pro shop money, you losers.

[Mike O'Donnell @modonnell]

We're seeing a population decline because (1) Colorado is a dangerous place to live in, (2) Inflation is higher than in any other state because of all the EXTRA fees imposed on consumers by the idiotic legislature, and, (3) Colorado is the SIXTH most business regulated state in the U.S.
Wake up and smell the upcoming state-specific recession ...

[Erin Brantley @logiclives]

Colorado needs to return to our roots.

Big money, extreme ideologies and broken party politics has taken the wheel and is driving us right off a cliff.

Our state was built on independence, not political obedience. Big government was never our style.

So…. It’s high time we return to our roots. Let’s start building the coalitions, let’s support the citizens stepping up to lead and let’s make sure our voice is heard. So many love this state and believe in its spirit. That’s precisely why we can take it back.

So, who is with me?

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@EliteGolfDad I've tried using my set 9 iron, GW, and AW (Paradyms). Too hot for me to control on partial shots.

But the 56M Vokey is pretty darn versatile.

[Zack @EliteGolfDad]

Golf Twitter used to feel like the clubhouse after a Saturday morning round. Guys posting flushed 7-irons, muni sunsets, terrible scorecards, gear talk, funny stories, and the occasional completely unhinged swing tip from a 12 handicap.

Now it’s the Burnerverse.

An entire ecosystem of anonymous accounts pretending to be rich tough guys with all the answers.

Every avatar is sunglasses in a truck. Every bio reads:
“Scratch. Markets. Violence. Cigars.”

And somehow every single one of them:

Hits it 340
Is a plus handicap
Makes seven figures
Trains MMA
Has insider sources
Knows how to fix pro golf
Thinks everyone else is soft
And would “absolutely say this to your face”

Sure, man.

Every conversation immediately turns into a blood feud about TV ratings, ball speed, legacy, or whether Tiger secretly controls world finance.

Meanwhile the actual soul of golf gets buried.

The walk.
The early tee time coffee.
The miracle 5-iron.
The random retiree you get paired with who tells stories for four hours.
The one flushed shot that keeps you coming back after shooting 92.

That’s the stuff that made golf Twitter fun in the first place.

The Burnerverse doesn’t actually love golf. It loves status. Golf is just the costume.

Because if you truly love this stupid game, you eventually realize golf humbles everyone. Eventually your swing leaves. Your putting disappears. You snap hook one into a pond in front of people you respect.

Golf strips everybody down eventually.

You are not edgy.
You are not cool.

You’re just another idiot trying to flush one before the sun goes down.

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@TheAthleticNHL @BizNasty2point0 @jprutherford Love Tony.

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@russell74232789 @Cam3350 @emilymkaplan I don't think they do. Truly.

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@ScottBottomsCO In all seriousness, can someone point me to the pro's of this bill?

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@DubDublin @AustinJustice GET BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!

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@bental_dan @LibertyUSA37 @CoopersMom24 @libsoftiktok @keithellison @GovTimWalz The Democratic Machine.