Barz

Still deciding if the earth is flat

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

During the 1990s, North Korea leader Kim Jong-Il, and his son and future leader Kim Jong-Un, used fake Brazilian passports to travel to Disneyland.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Disney hired some "little people" to dress as Pinocchio and wave at people at the premiere of Pinocchio. They left them on a balcony with enough food and wine for the day, but by late afternoon they were all naked (the costumes were too hot), drunk and screaming swear words at people.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why.

An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” https://t.co/UXiEsBDX5L

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

In Houston, an employee only needs to gross about $125,000 to achieve the same purchasing power as someone making $312,000 in New York, per Bloomberg.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

discuss

[UrS6 Avant Enjoyer @benznotmercedes]

Perfect beer shelf

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

THREAD: Proof that Harambe deserved to die in the Cincinnati Zoo.

[Barz @bb_barz_]

@alexandrabotez @AnnaCramling Chess never looked so fashionable

[Barz @bb_barz_]

@CaterpillarInc Breaking my heart @CaterpillarInc :(

[CaterpillarInc @CaterpillarInc]

Finally, a candle that works as hard as you do. Introducing the Cat Candle Collection. 🔥

You'd be a fool not to try these scents.

[酒井盛次 @eamDmScHfnncn5j]

桜とただのクレーンモデラー🥹
この時期だけのご褒美✨

[Barz @bb_barz_]

@DonnieDoesWorld Wo Hop. Gotta love a basement

[Barz @bb_barz_]

@LuxuryWatchGuy1 WOOO!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Can’t wait to put my cash to work and finally retire

[PrivateEquityGuy (Mikk Markus) @PrivatEquityGuy]

This is Jim Simons: an 84-year-old math genius, the greatest quantitative hedge fund manager who constantly outperforms the markets. Net worth: $28.1 billion. His secret:

- Waking up at 5am;
- intermittent fasting for mental clarity;
- Meditating 30 minutes every day;
- Ice baths to reduce inflammation;

❌NOT❌

- He wants to smoke everywhere;
- Walks around the office barefoot;
- Falls asleep at presentations;

The lesson is:
Ice baths will not make you successful.
Focus on the main thing.

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

drake: “passionate from miles away, passive with the things u say”

me:

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

In 2005 this was considered the 'fat guy' in mainstream culture.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Joe Exotic announces 2024 presidential run:

“Put aside that I am gay, that I am in prison for now, that I used drugs in the past, that I had more then one boyfriend at once and that Carole hates my guts. This all has not a thing to do with me being able to be your voice.”

[CaterpillarInc @CaterpillarInc]

@NebSanak Smooth like a 24 Motor Grader