Beeeeee🎀

Igbo | Chineketed | Foodie | RWE
Sarcasm is my default setting 😎

[Kes IZODUWA ⚡ @Kestim_]

Make we first get light to produce potato and plantain chips first…

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

@Kizi_Mysterio @umeasa__ Parakwatule🤣

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Life happens to people.

Being married does not make you a good person. It simply means somebody chose to marry you.

[The Glasses Girl 🤓 @dglasses_girl]

Realizing everyday that while I admire baddies, I honestly can’t be one🥲

The financial infrastructure is non-existent

[Ruffrasta official @Ruffrasta1]

You can’t place a country on a visa ban and still want their mineral resources.

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

Why do men like to have potbellies?
Like I don't get it

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

@AramideOyekunle I wish I knew beforehand

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

Did this twice & it was a shege-filled experience.
I had to run for my life.

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

By all means if you can avoid working for a sole proprietorship firm where the Founder/CEO is directly involved with the affairs of the company.

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

The name too. Okpebholo >>>> Tegwolo

Resemblance na 💧 🚰

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

Quick one.
Is this who Tegwolo (champion of Warri) was modeled after?
The resemblance is uncanny

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Nigerians are complaining about the cost of petrol, but I visited a filling station in London last week and, after conversion, a litre of fuel costs over ₦3,000 there. We are enjoying here”

— Edo State Governor Monday Okpebholo

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

I miss those days of watching Nigerian sitcoms.

[fantastic mrs fox💋 @whoiskasham]

I’m afraid no Nigerian sitcom will beat Hustle.

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

@Jennyperrys7 Ehhh?

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

Tasted this beer and wondered for the 1001th time what joy/satisfaction people derive from it.

Shey piss not sweet pass dis thing ni?

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

@steezy10_ Street market for evening market runs

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

@winnie_d_barbie Depends on the woman

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

@Temmy_omoileri People that have better internet network and tech gadgets, but don't use to educate themselves. Na wa for dem sha

[Lucy 🌹🌹🌹 @Keceykecey]

This argument is getting ridiculous.
The fabric is damask. Damask is NOT Yoruba, it is from Syria and its history goes back through Middle Eastern and Asian textile traditions. It is not a Yoruba fabric, and the fact that Yoruba women use damask to make a gele does not give
1/

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

Nobody bleach pass fair people.

Like guy, if you're bleaching to be fairer, what do you expect the blackity black people to do?

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

I don't get why newly married people (women) like to come to sm to start yapping and shalayeing all over the place.

If your marriage is good, don't you think that's a good reason not to jinx it?

[Beeeeee🎀 @bb_bekee]

God, I need the grace to stop reacting to anything called politics, online or offline especially in this pre-election period.

The delusional and smelly audacity of Nigerian politicians will not rage bait me again in Jesus Name 🙏🏽🙏🏽