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BREAKING NEWS: SPOTIFY DOWN WORLDWIDE, FORCING MILLIONS TO BE ALONE WITH THEIR OWN THOUGHTS

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@bennyjohnson BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT DROPS SOMETHING

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@TateNews_ @Cobratate Big day for the Top G! HOOT HOOT

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@catturd2 BREAKING NEWS: HUMAN TRIPS. FIRST TIME IN RECORDED HISTORY

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@Cobratate Damn you must not want to get out of prison bad enough than
(This comment is brought to you by @CandymanTimTam cus you blocked him like a beta)

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@Cobratate Replying for @CandymanTimTam cus the bald foot boxer man blocked him...

Looks like you chose to go to prison

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BREAKING NEWS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Two hours later)
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[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- New York health officials report polio case, the first one in U.S. in nearly a decade.

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BREAKING NEWS: IM SORRY? WHAT THE FUCK???

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

Ketchup on Mac & Cheese. Yes or No?

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BREAKING NEWS: TEXAS ATTORNEY GENERAL IS A BIG BITCH BOY

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BREAKING NEWS: BUNCHA NERDS WHO NEVER GET INVITED TO PARTIES ARE TRYING TO RUIN THE FUN FOR EVERYONE

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BREAKING NEWS: GOD GOT THE WRONG TRUMP

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Ivana Trump, Donald Trump's first wife, dies at 73 https://t.co/2f7meGlH8x

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BREAKING NEWS: ANGELS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PRUDES

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BREAKING NEWS: "SMARTEST MAN ALIVE" DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW CHESS WORKS

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BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSKS REALIZES HE'D HAVE TO DO ACTUAL WORK IF HE BOUGHT TWITTER

[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: Elon Musk has officially terminated his $44 billion deal to buy Twitter. https://t.co/y5TGzlPed6

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@4ColorCrack How silly of me to think those could be common goals humanity could work towards. No we need to go find martians

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BREAKING NEWS: HUMANITY WILL REACH UNHABITABLE PLANET BEFORE WE ACHIEVE MAKING CURRENT PLANET ACTUALLY HABITABLE FOR ALL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime

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BREAKING NEWS: HELL ACTUALLY KINDA...LIT?

[Tsakane🥰 @tsakihyp]

An honest question:

Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying a God he also disobeyed?

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BREAKING NEWS: BIDEN WRITES A STRONGLY WORDED YELP REVIEW

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril.

Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you’re paying for the product. And do it now.

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BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP JR. HAS SNORTED SO MUCH COCAINE HE HAS TRAVELED 3 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Happy 4th Of July America🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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BREAKING NEWS: ELMO CAN NOW LICK ALL THE DOORKNOBS ON SESAME STREET

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Elmo is now vaccinated for COVID-19 https://t.co/coMApsoDGZ