TimTam🍫

Twitters favorite candy bar 🍫.
(he/him)
as seen on Today. com (hit the link ➡️)

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me

Dentist: for the love of God just floss

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

He gave us some S tier memes

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Never forget

What Charlie Kirk did

For America

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

When you put it like this... It's actually hilarious

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Shadow the hedgehog be like

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Can he not be anymore? Did something happen?

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

He would have been a great president.

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*snaps fingers*

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Bet this guy sleeps under the stairs at his aunt and uncles house

[East German Visuals @GDRvisuals]

A young member of the East German border guards, 1970s.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*Was

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

A father. A husband. A patriot.

We miss you Charlie.

[𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓲 💜 浮幽さくら @lilicodetalker]

happy pride month oomfs

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

This is what we mean when we say people lack critical thinking skills and media literacy lol

[IBS of TikTok 🇵🇸 @BlighttownNIMBY]

the "Rey's parents are nobodies" twist works on a meta level by subverting the audience's expectations, but DOESN'T work on for the character; Rey never had any real reason to think her parents were important people, so the reveal that they weren't shouldn't mean anything to her.

[jo @rackupthefears]

fitzchivalry farseer

[Errai @errai]

People accept that water evaporates into clouds because they teach you that as a kid so you never question it. Well they didn’t teach me that as a kid. They taught me the art of assassination and turned me into a perfect killing machine. And that’s how I know clouds aren’t real

[🔟,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ @tenthousund]

economy's fucked just paid the hamburger helper glove guy for a handjob

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

White people will try to kill you if you spoil the wordle

[Zion @zionszzn]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one