kosher bryant

avid litter bug. alcoholic. high cholesterol. tonsillectomy survivor. seasonal allergies warrior. forklift certified.

[kosher bryant @bb_gun69]

better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

reject modernity/embrace tradition

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twisted off the jenkem, watching iron chef

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@ManeDaddy i wake up every morning so ready to drink i shake in excitement till i get a sip

[kosher bryant @bb_gun69]

i have early onset down syndrome

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i refuse to eat the hymen of a bell pepper

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my asshole has sleep apnea

[kosher bryant @bb_gun69]

more like sabrina the teenage bitch

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has anybody thought that maybe the dad from that christmas song was a cuck and just liked seeing his wife kiss santa claus

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give me tortellini or give me death

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the whole world right now

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BREAKING: i just learned that col’s place is shut down. RIP the super breakfast

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it’s bananas that family video used to have pornos for rent in that weird corner in the back of the store

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when harry fucked sally

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what’s the worst white person

[kosher bryant @bb_gun69]

your bitch look like forest whitaker

[Jake @JakeWally]

Oppenheimer: “I have blood on my hands”

Truman:

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smoking everything bagel newports

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once i have a few drinks, my fruit starts dropping out of my looms

[chris person @Papapishu]

Guys in the past used to know what women’s measurements meant. You’d tell a guy in the 50s a bunch of numbers and he’d get sooooo horny.