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Agent of Averageness

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Yeah Tequilla might kill me but it won’t break my heart so cheers

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Being told “We have food at home” when you’re 7 months pregnant is just so funny. I’m hysterical

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Don’t tell me to relax sir

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I love making grown men feel uncomfortable.

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Stressed? Buy what’s sitting in your amazon cart. Worked for me. 🫠

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

Me when someone says it’s too early to be excited about spooky season

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Finally going to see The Little Mermaid tonight. I’ve had the songs stuck in my head all day and I’m not mad about it.

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I love being able to hear the rain through my roof

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This is the first time in 6 years I’ve lived in a house with AC and let me tell ya I’m excited for summer. I won’t miss swamp cooler summers.

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@UncleJarv @chelsm7 We got it! I just got the email 🥲🥰

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Waiting to hear if we got approved for this house is the worst kind of anxiety.

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@chelsm7 Thank you 🤍 I will

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@chelsm7 I’m not sure, we applied Tuesday night so we are hoping to hear back today.

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@steph_poe It’s so frustrating 😅🙃

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Searching for a house to rent when you have 4 pets is literally my nightmare.
NO ONE wants 4 pets in their rental.

BRB while I go hit my head on the wall.

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I’m sick & I just want some homemade chicken noodle soup

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I feel like part of my heart is missing

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Comic by Kesanitw https://t.co/qAs31fT2WU

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I could really use a rainy day right about now

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Boyfriend falls asleep on the couch playing CoD. I try to wake him gently up so he can lay in bed.
He yells, “no stop that’s too much yolk” as he throws his headset and falls back asleep.

Okay, keep dreaming about eggs on the couch I’ll have the bed to mahself beh beh

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I’m getting my new glasses on Monday and I’m oh so excited 🤓