p a t mx

merde, c'est reparti pour un tour

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

This mama is hormonal. Tired. Overly stimulated. Perpetually listing and computing her dues.

That's the tweet.

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

SOBRANG GANDA MO ATECCO HUHUHUHU ✨✨✨✨

[‎ً @softiealiaa]

whoever convinced sadie sink to get those bangs needs a bonus because that was visionary work

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Grabe mga budolero nung Adizero na may pa-porpol iridescent emerut.

I mean I could, pero I shouldn't ang atake 😭 kailangan ko muna unahin ang acu.

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

"So paano naging training mo for 42k?" tanong ng tita kanina sa isang marathoner.

Na parang may plano pa siya mag-sign up. Tantanan mo! 10k nga, lumpo ka na HAHAHAHA (for now)

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

ang masasabi ko lang, ang gaganda ng pants ng lululemon 😂

bilang hirap na hirap akong humanap ng hindi bitin na pants - perpuk talaga sa matatangkad huhu

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

Best part of growing up has been going from
This To this

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Tuwang-tuwa ang ferson kasi ang dami nanaman niyang maoorderan (ng food) HAHAHAHA

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Either mag-a-aya yan ng takbo for free or for a fee hahahaha

Honestly? Hahahahaha

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Consistent ni kyah as an online "presence. Tapos nabasa ko sa bio "marathoner"

Jeskelerd. Hahahaha.

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

*1,000+++ pages over here 🥹🫰🏻

[Zuli @Zuliovna]

The way I’ll read a 500page novel but avoid a 1page email like it’s cursed

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

You literally cannot single-handedly bully southeast asians because we have literally mastered the art by bullying each other here in the internet for years

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

I have a meter-long list but surprise, I'm coming up at.... blank. Because THEY'RE ALL TOO GOOD 💀🥲

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Have you ever finished a book and thought, “Okay, I’m reading everything this person writes”?

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Hujuhu napansin nanaman ako ni kwush, pero this time sa Strava 🤣🤙🏻

Sige Pat. Yan ka nanaman ha. Hahahahahahahfifkkfkvkgkvkv

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

FUN TIMES. BRING ME BACK TO 2011!

Para hindi ko na jinowa yung ex ko nung 2010. Pls lang

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Lintek naman. LUMABAS NANAMAN PANGALAN MO?!

Sa Calendar app, of all apps? WTF haha alam ko May pa ang relevant info mo.

Nasa March ako nag-browse.

Tapos kagabi rin, yung inside joke natin for each other naman.

KAILAN MO BA AKO KAKAUSAPIN ULIT? Eme 🥲💀

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Nagpapakalumbay sa wala namang kwentang bagay.

NO MAUR.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

ricky martin, bad bunny & lady gaga

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Au revoir, mon étoile. 💫🥺

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Wala pa dyan yung biglang coincidences na alam kong either sayo ko una narinig/ nalaman, or para bang inside joke ng universe dahil nag-mu-move on nga ako and all.

Or maybe, hindi lang talaga ako ganun kabusy. 🙊

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

Delulu pa rin tayo te? HAHAHAHAHA pero bat naman nga kasi everything I see and hear, reminds me of u. Minsan napapalingon lang naman ako, wala namang intention to look talaga, gaya nito.

Potek. Sa ganun kaikli pa ako nahihirapan mag-move on? HAHA. Char lang, my friends ha!

[p a t mx @bb_patring]

The most annoying itch in the entire world:

yung post-tattoo session/ shedding itch.

TEH. The "cold" weather doesn't help din 😭