Brian Bakabak

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

If the USA weren't such a broken country, Iran getting $425 BILLION would be the death knell and impeachment of any president in history.
What an absolute embarrassment of an admin.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “Donald Trump literally made it illegal to be trans and an athlete in the NCAA. Did you experience any fucking material improvements in your life? No, of course you didn’t. Is that fixing the fucking gas prices? Giving Israel more money, is that going to fix your gas prices? We’ve been giving Israel $10B a fucking year. Have things gotten better in that process? Has ICE improved your lives? Elon Musk is a fucking trillionaire. Did it do anything for you that’s positive? No, of course not”

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This is West Virginia. They are super excited America has its first trillionaire.

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

This picture is actually sick as hell 😭

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

America is fighting for its life meanwhile New York City is living in Zohran Mamdani's Disney Channel Movie.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Mamdani has been mayor for 163 days

- Fully balanced the budget
- Secured budget for universal childcare
- Filled 100,000 potholes
- Knicks win the NBA Finals

You can’t tell me socialism doesn’t work.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Elle Fanning’s ass getting bigger every time you look away like that Scary Movie 3 sheriff hat

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[Pol Atreides @Aliathewhite]

Remember what you're fighting for.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AdamZivo Gay Ass Liberal! 100%

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Imagine spending months claiming you’re going to make government more efficient…

…only to get outperformed by a democratic socialist mayor.

@ZohranKMamdani

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Bro is on a generational run.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

New study: 9 out of every 10 MAGA men kiss the tip of the hotdog before they eat it.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

israel is a pariah state for good reason. it cannot defend its repugnant belligerence. so it will continue to demand state repression with cynical smears of antisemitism, which only feeds in to the just anger people feel towards the genocidal apartheid entity.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Crazy how Mamdani got elected and then immediately locked in on every campaign promise

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.

[❰❰𝐼𝑠𝑟🔪𝑙❱❱℡+970 @daanjiji]

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