Brandon Ballinger

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

#trumpshowusyourpenis

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@JohnCena Christmas morning you walk downstairs.look at your family. beautiful home.and your JOHN TREENA! DADADA DA

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@MapleLeafs let's get this year startedddds

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@prattprattpratt I loved guardians of the galaxy. I loved guardians of the jurassic world more #jurrasicworld

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

Video games are the exact reason why we as people are not allowed to choose our own names. #juicy123

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@chocotbo you're handsome

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@DBZNappa chiaochiaotzu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@chocotbo I needed that luck 10 minutes ago

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

If you've never hadoukened a door drunk. .you haven't lived #over 9000

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

Sometimes when I think I hear my mom calling for me I wait 2 secs if I had no time to respond and theres no follow up name call.I was wrong

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

The leafs are going from sucking cock to #babcock

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

On that topic. It's ironic #twistedtea is not a twist off. #openersforeverone!

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

Doing a #twistedtea plunge is not the same as doing a #nestea plunge one you go face first into a toilet the others a pool.

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@cesarmillan I've been watching Cesar911 and I have a great dog..but he's territorial and attacks family. I need help. Do a Canada episode!

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@AMCTalkingDead Rick needs a commercial for Nike "Rick..just do it"

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@AMCTalkingDead we need to see "more-of-gan" morgan

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@RickAndThangs Rick needs a commercial for Nike " Rick..just do it"

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@Saosin I thought it would make you guys happy to meet my dog ..saosin :)

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

I've counted four Lincoln commercials. @McConaughey you're either brain washing me horribly or giving @JimCarrey more work in impersonating

[Brandon Ballinger @bballinger1988]

@JenniferLa_pa it's about time you decided to join the B party. Since some smart person brought up "party".. we totally should. #iloveyou