Ben Batschelet

Nothing but half baked logic and wild assumptions.

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

Playing around with a descriptive API I’m designing and it’s very tempting to name my before / after hooks “firstOfAll()” / “andFinally()”

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@markrendle BS feature that's probably already included but should definitely be highlighted in the future: given the right set of macros, BS could compile & run PHP code--thus proving that BS is superior to PHP

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

Given their video quality I think @MicrosoftTeams should just buy the trademark to @Flickr and rebrand 😒

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@Meganfangirl Have you given yourself bangs yet?

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@NathanMillion @ItsTheBrandi I mean, it’s accurate. They started across the street from the Alamo

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

Spilled entails? Well that just sounds……………offal.

[9News Melbourne @9NewsMelb]

MEAT SPILL: The left lane of the M80 Boundary Road exit ramp has been CLOSED due to a truck spillage of animal entrails and meat waste.

The Department of Transport has warned that the gruesome cleanup "will take some time."

MORE: https://t.co/vEcwb05j0U

#9News

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@ItsTheBrandi Where do “Handy Andy” and the fact that the B in HEB stands for “Butts” rank?

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@js_thrill Utinni and the Tatooine Kid

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

Basically @bcortezneavel’s philosophy for the past week

[The Library Corp @TLCdelivers]

Forget sleep, there's another chapter to read!

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

Which part of this is the worst/dumbest?
1) showing ads to people just trying to wash their hands
2) storing data in a blockchain for no discernible reason
3) using a “blockchain” purely so they can attract investors

[Luke Weston @lukeweston]

What the fresh hell is this?

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@magi_jay I’d like to believe #3 but feel such a theory would be so vague and nebulous as to be meaningless, so I default back to #2. For cases where it would be “justified” I have to find alternate solutions that don’t fall into mob mentality

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

This hurt my brain

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@jaylblanchard @awscloud Oh yeah, I definitely ran into a couple of those too in my limited use. Frustrating.

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

My daughter’s school made a fundraiser specifically for people like me, and I’m thankful. 😂😊

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@jaylblanchard @awscloud Aw, I got to play with it a bit recently for work and I (mostly) loved it

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@girdley This is pretty tacky man

[Arlan 👊🏾 @ArlanWasHere]

Whew.

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

The "Engineer" on his shirt is the perfect little cherry on top of this whole video.

[Comrade Phteven @PhriendlyCody]

ive literally been laughing for an hour now

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@Meganfangirl I’ll add that to the list of red flags

[Ben Batschelet @bbatsche]

@Meganfangirl Oh look what I found for you!