Classy Brian Clayton

This account is about the excited and dramatic life of Brian Clayton. If you don't know Brian, you don't know shit.

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

"Anne, these fucking pickles have been in the fridge for two years!"

Anne-"We'll eat them."

"I'm throwing these fucking things out"

#savage

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

Rudolph catches a TD.

"That's right Eagles, suck shit."

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

Ben: "This is why we're fat."

"Ben, I'm going to die fat, so I don't give a shit."

#classybbb

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

Paul Allen needs to be a commentator for all the Vikings games on radio and TV. Fox needs to replace Buck with Allen.

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

Why get rid of your best beverage. #orangedrank #mcdicks

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

@TaryynElizabeth Than*

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

"I put IcyHot on my nuts because it feels good."- the one and only Uncle B

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

"Good thing that lady just passed us."-B
"Why"-Lil B
"She's the carrot we're dangling in front of the coppers."-B
#decoycity #brianlogic

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

"People just want to be like me. Haters are gonna hate. Let the haters hate, I'm in control."

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

"Rain is condensation. It's all the same thing." #watercycleisatoughie #5thgradetroubles

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

"I don't need to ask when I eat anything in my house. It's my fucking house!" #hungryhungrybrian #BBBquotes

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

(Orders Alfredo pasta bowl) "This is exactly what us fat guys need. A buttery bread bowl filled with alfredo sauce." #bigmanstruggles

[Classy Brian Clayton @bbbclayton]

"God damn it Anne! I'm not hungry and I'll be going to bed soon." (Fifteen minutes earlier-6:13P.M.) "I'm hungry, I hope she brought pizza."