Blake Nieman

part time lover, full time friend

[Blake Nieman @bbblate]

hey ,, stop that

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@SL3DRIE @Goosefancy

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walking out of the grocery store with one (1) bag of chips and twenty (20) bags of green tea

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@Goosefancy what is it

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i am one traffic jam away from building a nationwide high-speed railway system by hand

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i’d be so pissed if i hadn’t lost consciousness years ago

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so happy october is over so i can finally stop being scared

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pulling over the ambulance to smoke a cig

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really wanna know what it’s like to be a cat with the zoomies

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explains a lot

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don’t forget to turn your car off before bed for better mpg

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remember: if we all drink just one glass of ocean water everyday we can counteract the rising sea levels

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hello my name is blake and i’m addicted to losing in chess

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

there are maga guys just chilling on the senate floor right now, totally without fear or worry. why? because they know they're white right-wingers and so can do whatever the fuck they want and will get off with a fine

[marty @MartyOropeza]

For the record this was the US Capitol during the BLM Protestors

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watching this riot is making me realize how much fun it must be to be a dumbass

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i think i just accidentally became vegan