Marty B

He/Ham

[Carolina Lion @CarolinaLion2]

I am pretty convinced anybody who uses this meme to promote something never saw the movie because the entire point of this scene was using the interactive billboard as an example of corporate fraud and selling empty promises to desperate men.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

starting a social media site where every new user automatically follows me so i can say people love me

[dolo @doloyeung]

I was tired of getting called nino pequeno at work so I ditched my Transformers lunchbox and replaced it with a Citizen Kane lunchbox. Now they all call me Rosebud. To find a group of mexican laborers with such film literacy was almost as surprising as it was hurtful

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[just matt @questionableway]

hm. perhaps the FDA is important after all

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[eden is online @peedenisonline]

they're doing this trump rn

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I’m very tall

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

Is the government supposed to approve art and make sure it is patriotically correct?

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Run the Jewels lyrics:

Killer Mike: I wish I could have killed Ronald Regan myself.

El-P: Couldn’t agree more, Mike. Also let me say that after years of dating and marriage I’m still sexually fulfilled by my wife.

Killer Mike: I’m gonna attack Regan’s adult kids with a hammer

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If you're pro this because you believe this is about fighting crime, you're a moron. A dumbass. An idiot like no other.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

War of the Worlds (2025)

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Fox 11 chopper pilot flying around the city talking about his marriage falling apart

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I don’t buy switch 2. I bought 2 soaps instead. To wash my body . I’m a hygienic guy . It’s much cheaper than switch 2

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

ICE should maybe worry about the optics of kidnapping children but I’m told optics are only for people protesting the kidnapping of children

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

The person shot at point blank range here for asking questions is one of the finest civil and human rights lawyers I’ve ever seen. This is a federal felony crime captured on video.