Brittany

Twitter told me to update my bio

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

Wait a minute
This isn’t Twitter

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

@raf_II_ Mine didn’t fucking wack

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

I’m completely sober and I’m a click away from doordashing Taco Bell

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

I feel like I deserve ice cream

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jason Garcia @Jason_Garcia]

Twenty-four hours after appearing with Elon Musk to announce his campaign for president, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis just signed a bill into law that will shield Musk's SpaceX and other private space companies from negligence lawsuits after an explosion or a crash.

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

@julia_nicole_97 When she said that I was like… damn and she could actually win the suit. But I hate her. 😂

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

I refuse to post a second let alone a third bereal

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

This was a good tweet

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

I wonder if RRPD pulls over APD for speeding

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

This probably stems from my own lack of self confidence but the four versions of you sticker on Instagram gives me the ick

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

@ConnerKohen Thanks dad

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

I think I became a swiftie after watching clips of @taylorswift13 concert last night

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

@kelsem_ I wanna look like Kelly when I grow up 😍

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

Oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️

[✰𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝑴𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒊 @THEEMISSMIAMI]

I really liked Francesca for a minute. The confidence and the bad bitchery really resonated with me. But after how Savannah ate her up, and then after she dropped my man Dom . . . I'm sorry but I can not abide by the shenanigans any longer.
#PerfectMatch #perfectmatchnetflix

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

@thesloanleigh Easily one of my fav shows ever idk understand how it wasn’t more popular

[Alex Noonan @AlexNoonan6]

I bet lying drunk in a ditch is a top 10 medieval peasant experience

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

If you start getting random likes on your Insta stories just know it’s because I’ve had 1 too many to drink

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

Nowadays it’s like $60 for a cut and they won’t even style it after 🫤

[Brittany @bbbrittannyyy]

Can someone give me like a simple little hair trim for like $20 ? I just need the frizzy dried part at the end cut