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big heart, bigger tiddies

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nobody talks about how hard a cilantro gap relationship is

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mango season is upon us, and I know a mango hates to see me coming

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@PopCrave @people we saw the rise, fall, incarceration, & release of Jen Shah before gta6

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the urinal rule applies to lady’s rooms too dammit!!

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having a genuine conniption at work because every time I use the seven stall restroom when it’s entirely empty, someone will always come in and sit at the stall right next to mine

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taking a drug test and I didn’t study, I hope it’s open book

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not my monkeys, not my circus, but I did pay for nosebleed tickets to it

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cinnamoroll supremacy

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I want him to serve a third term

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@PopCrave nightmare blunt rotation

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no Easter bunny this year?? recession hitting hard

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yes and also fuck you annette

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thinking about that time I was arguing with a customer and told them I wanted to go home and they deadass said ‘is going home really more important than providing good customer service?’

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fellas, is it gay to have matching pfps?

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I yearn for the fist pumping

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weather hits 70+ degrees and that jersey shore summer calls to me like a siren

[wan @wankkj]

quando sou eu é autismo, quando é o esnupi todo mundo aplaude

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I’ll know I’ve made it when I have the buca di beppo pope table

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sometimes my boyfriend will say he’s a bad influence on me and then I have to remind him that I did molly on our third date

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you have a locket with your lover’s face in it, I collect mine’s mustache hairs and keep it in a cunty little box, we are not the same