bobbybouchez

[New York Mets @Mets]

𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 for your chance to win an autographed, life-sized @MikePiazza31 cardboard cutout! #LGM

[bobbybouchez @bbcolette03]

Pro tip: listen to the Vince Guaraldi Charlie Brown Christmas album in the middle of a heatwave to cure the saddies.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

#NewProfilePic

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@YouMahBoy_Roo this is poetic

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I think the worst thing about covid is not being able to taste Christmas dinner

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Waking up every day like

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Krispy Kreme Offers Vaccinated Customers Free Ride On Glaze Conveyor Belt https://t.co/ppq09HGNJY

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@CocaColaSanta A Covid at home test kit

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People standing in line for the hottest toy this holiday season!

[fhris calconiere @falcoooooooo]

Remember when NYC threw a fucking parade because Covid was over. Good times.

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I remember when the vaccine came out and oldnavy discounted their 5 pack masks to a $1 because we really thought we were done with this lolol

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Sometimes, the bare minimum of getting out of bed and making yourself breakfast, is enough of an accomplishment

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Drunk at a sushi restaurant watching Christmas tv specials. Life’s good

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2016 me: I have no idea wtf I’m doing with my life
2021 me: I still have no idea wtf I’m doing with my life but I have acceptance with it

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I know I’m home when the owner of Andrew’s diner gives you a moonshine shot on a Monday

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disney & animal crossing dlc setting me up for a broke bitch november

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shout out to the @WeWork bathrooms for FREE tampons

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Me and John’s family finished 4 bottles of wine and I couldn’t be more proud #champs

[bobbybouchez @bbcolette03]

Interviewer: "What are your weaknesses?"
Me: "Cheese"