BBC Pitchbot (satire)

UK and international news with a unique British capitalist and colonial angle. Satirical. Inspired by our Commonwealth: @CBCPitchbot

[Andrew Feinstein @andrewfeinstein]

As a Jew, as someone who worked for Nelson Mandela, as the son of a Holocaust survivor who lost dozens of her family at Auschwitz where I lectured on genocide prevention, as an antiracist who introduced the 1st motion on the Shoah in the SA Parliament #IStandWithJonathanGlazer

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@WeAreCanProud 🚨Breaking: Reporting from London, UK —Canada Proud can’t take the heat of @thecanadianleft

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@WeAreCanProud UCP math.

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@WeAreCanProud Canada Proud can’t take the heat from @thecanadianleft ! Lolz.

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@Jerusalem_Post 🤔

https://t.co/6NMI8Iu6Bp

[Canada in the World @canadainthewrld]

Canada’s deputy prime minister not only knew that her grandfather was a Nazi propagandist, she actively adopted his political line, built her own career around it. As a journalist she built her rep criticizing Russia, which she falsely claimed was predominantly ruled by Jews.(13)

[Reuters @Reuters]

Family ties were big part of Hunter Biden brand, former Burisma official says https://t.co/JqGrJMLMkZ

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@ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk @xDaily Oui oui.

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu urges for unity, promising to govern for both moderate racists and radical racists

[BBC Pitchbot (satire) @BBCPitchbot]

The propaganda blitz.

https://t.co/aYknADBw13

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Western media does not use propaganda. Only countries the West disagrees with use propaganda.

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BREAKING: “Only whites allowed into the UK.” - PM Boris.

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Investigative Report: “Neo-Nazi threat in Ukraine” from our BBC Newsnight studios.

https://t.co/TjLCHFyBJE

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Breaking! UK PM Boris Johnson “categorically” denies anyone warned him the No 10 drinks party broke lockdown rules he instituted.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK PM Boris Johnson "categorically" denies anyone warned him the No 10 drinks party broke lockdown rules https://t.co/UkQW3hnOWd

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DEVELOPING: Israel promises to consider land acknowledgements if Palestinians disarm and accept full annexation

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COVID has 50% ability to infect after 10 seconds in office air: study says.

[New York Post @nypost]

COVID loses 50% of ability to infect after 10 seconds in office air: study https://t.co/zBB4U67PXH

[BBC Pitchbot (satire) @BBCPitchbot]

Breaking News!

General Mills:

-Paid a $300m dividend to investors
-Bought back $150m in stock to enrich investors
-CEO paid $16m per year
-Makes $2.1 billion a year in profit.
-Govn’ts make the rules
-Biden is part of the govn’t

Prices going up 20% because “inflation”

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion by Jennifer Rubin: Inflation isn’t Biden’s fault. And he can’t solve it, either. https://t.co/cxqJWrcMq5

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Opinion: “That will take care of our immigration problem from the Middle East.”

—Nigel Farage

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: A man received a new heart from a genetically modified pig, a medical first that offers hope to hundreds of thousands of patients with failing organs. https://t.co/CMQEPN9IL9

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Opinion | Let’s be more like Canada. https://t.co/yGu2pzp7oZ

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Canadian company not realizing 1984 was fiction. Proceeds to implement Corporatocracy. https://t.co/80p5Gq8Klb