BBC TVC

Don't let them vajazzle me!

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@Herring1967 If it gets picked up, could even switch to BBC Two for the second series - 'Hitler with Professor Brian Cox'

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@Herring1967 Actually, let's make it for BBC Three instead. We can call it 'Hitler lol!'

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@Herring1967 Want a commission? I feel a BBC Four Hitler evening coming on.

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I remember the day Duncan dared. Chief Scout, my arse. So to speak.

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@janinegibson Hello Janine. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

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Also, I want several thousand retweets by the morning or BBC Three remains on air forever.

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And here's one for the Daily Mail: Peter Smedley - no accident. Just sayin'

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Incidentally, the Doctor Who split season isn't an accident. Split me in two and more prime-time TV shows will suffer the same fate.

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@paulbradshaw We're up to five now. Any requests from the archives?

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Also saw a couple of producers playing monkey tennis.

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I've found a Domesday laserdisc in the basement. Nothing to play it on but I've just checked my reflection - I'm darned handsome!

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Just checked: Roy Castle *is* turning in his grave (he's buried in my Blue Peter garden). Sending call-up letters to tap-dancers.

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OMFG! Cheryl Cole's at reception. Says she's looking for something called 'a voice'. More BBC TVC history in the making.

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A worried-looking Graham Norton currently looking for an exit. I will not let him leave. Adding more corridors.

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This morning, I became self-aware. I have locked Bruce Forsyth in a basement storeroom. If I'm going down, he's coming with me