bella

[Blair @vanillabun777]

“your package is out for delivery” where?? i’ll genuinely meet them halfway

[⚢ Piper ⚢ @Lethalstraight]

I'm so fuckin fired bro I just accepted this 💀

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

sometimes i talk and i wonder what i’m saying as i speak

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[Black American Princess ✨ @lakynhudson]

Getting dumped and leaving on a speedboat like it’s total drama island

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

having a good day as an adult is literally:
​
1. getting paid.
2. ​eating something good.
3. ​being at home all day.
4. ​reading a good book.
5. ​sleeping.

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Niyaaaa ♍️💕 @awthatsniy]

ppl acting shocked that most of the islanders quit their jobs .. yall saaaaid no influencers , RIGHT ?!! 😭🥴 9-5s ain’t giving 6weeks straight off unless you fuckin the boss!!!

[Joshua 🧣🍁🖤 @Joshwins_all]

having too many Apple products gets annoying. you get one FaceTime and ya' whole room starts ringing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know