Beth Berger

In which I share books I have read and try to live up to my witty potential.

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

[athena @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

To all the sports I loved because I watched a 6-part docuseries...

[WKU Debate @DebateWku]

WKU’s Rae Fournier has won the final round on a 6-1 decision and finished as the season’s national champion in NFA Lincoln-Douglas debate. They are also the tournament’s top speaker and WKU is the LD sweepstakes Champion team! TOPS!

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

Easter has the best candy of any holiday and that's just a fact.

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

My angels, there already WAS a Clueless TV series. Do we really need to keep doing the same things over and over again until the end of time? https://t.co/qxCjs2lXRa

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

PETITION: Stop Trump's E.O. Attacks on Federal Funding for Libraries https://t.co/PCBFByxGkF via @EveryLibrary

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

[Ara @lefilmara]

Happy Oscars day? Well, No! Today is actually the 18-year anniversary of Tashi’s career-ending injury AND her breakup with Patrick… and to make things worse, Challengers got ZERO noms. This is actually a day of tragedy for Challengers enjoyers. We are in mourning.

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

I'm sorry this was very sexy!

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

When people throw little temper tantrums in an email I always laugh imagining them typing furiously but for that one little pinkie out on the caps lock.

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

If I could bring a laptop in my sauna I simply wouldn't get out until springtime.

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

My emotional support YT video. If you don't think this is funny then we're probably not meant to be friends.
(True Story: a former friend told me point blank to my face that this wasn't funny and I shoulda known then!)
https://t.co/tKKOGNkeWl

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

Is the intersection of sports and book marketing my new roman empire? https://t.co/38D4JFIDN6

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

Me. https://t.co/zspqDU3Bnj

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

I'm sorry but I'm obsessed with the fact that this boxer promotes his book by carrying it up to the ring with him! #bookmarketing
https://t.co/ZpPlhYVvbG

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

Questions I'm trying to ask myself more often in 2025 -
How can I be softer?
How can I be slower?
How can I make this more creative?
Am I having fun?

[Beth Berger @BBerg1012]

Of course I want to watch The Pitt but I know it's going to annoy me when they don't refer to Noah Wyle as Dr. Carter.