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John 13:7

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

A 10/10 pass by Ødegaard 🎯

#UCL

[j.a. @hoIysaintwest]

Never seen someone laugh dick first

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Bruno Fernandes (32) has scored just TWO Champions League goals against teams from Europe's TOP FIVE leagues in his ENTIRE career:

🎯 1 penalty vs PSG
🎯 1 penalty vs RB Leipzig

[B @bbernizzy]

Moves like a 🐀 on the pitch

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐭𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞 @TheUtdArchive]

Jamie Carragher on Bruno being positionally ill disciplined:

“I commentate on games watching Man Utd & he runs all over the place like a kid in the school yard for the supporters. They all think he’s working hard, he’s not. He’s killing the rest of the team doing it.”

Yeah 👇🏽

[👹 @PapaSayds]

How about you unveil some goals & assists?

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨Amazon has been recording Manchester United’s season for an “All or Nothing” series

United have lost their opening match to newly promoted Hull

Conceded a last minute equalizer to Everton

Lost to 10 man Manchester City

Have had JJ Gabriel request to leave the club

Lost to Brighton after being ahead by 2 goals

Lost to Atletico Madrid in the Champions League

Lisandro Martinez publicly criticized the club’s ambitions

Concede after 2 minutes vs Como

0 wins in their last 6 matches

[father stretch my bandz @MILKANDH3NNY]

i'm not buying a house from anyone with a bbl

[Pramod @4Pramod]

Carrick on the way to get sacked twice since this tweet.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Your MD3 Team of the Weak 🌟

#UCLTOTW

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

Nigga dick laughing😭😭😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #niggasdoinganything

[14 @iokmm]

54 G/A for Arsenal in 3 years.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

He’s got his smile back

[B @bbernizzy]

I know that look

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

📺✨ Thierry Henry's reaction when he saw a clip of Kate Scott being a presenter back in 2007. 🤣

Together, Henry and Kate will present the Ballon d'Or Ceremony. ❤️

[The Third Kit @The_Third_Kit]

It’s October.

[عبدالمجيد @mjodp2]

@TheHateCentral2

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

“We’re Manchester United” in 2026

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Cesc Fàbregas told his Como players to ease off Man United after going 4-0 up 😶

[🇳🇬 . @AFCYop_]

aged well.

[Certified Hustler💙❤️ @Sibusiso_1609]

Man Utd is shit
#ComoManUtd