Dan Webb

Austin-based entrepreneur. TCU football fan. German Shepherd lover. Amateur DIY-er.

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

I'd pay good money to see Nic Cage play @AaronRodgers12 in a fictional sports biopic.

#GoPackers #Packers @packers #movies

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@nytimes Oh, so they’re like what ... 6 weeks ahead of us then?

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

The front page of the NYT website — on day 1,000 of the Trump administration — reads like a parody prediction from 2016 of what Trump’s presidency would look like.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn https://t.co/Jy6elLfMLm

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

Arkansas football is easily one of the best teams with Kansas in their names @RazorbackFB @ESPNSportsCentr

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@birbigs @DonaldJTrumpJr The only real silver lining to America right now is that we at least get to tweet insults directly to our leader.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Possible Trump motives

1) Protecting income flow from Trump Towers Istanbul

2) Payoff to Turkey to cover up recording of Khashoggi murder by Trump allies

3) Obeisance to Putin

4) Warning to House: if you impeach me, Ill burn every American alliance and interest before I go

[Adam Lefkoe @AdamLefkoe]

I fell into a YouTube wormhole and it led me to an incredible place...
The 1992 Footlocker Slam Fest

I’d like to take you on a thread...

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@gaberutledge This is exactly what I needed to hear as I struggle with the thought “what if instead of pursing boring but stable employment, I had pursued my secret dream of stand-up comedy?”

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@JohnWDean I disagree. He’s already been caught doing something illegal and bad, so now his strategy is to do the same bad thing publicly and often so people get so used to it, it seems normal

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

Solid rainbow over MOPAC just in time for commute home #ATX #mopac @KATVNews

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

“If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell.”
Carl Sandburg

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@aaronpaul_8 Bojack lives!

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@McJesse Lieutenant Dan!!!

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@ellorysmith God agrees. It’s why she invented aging.

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@41Strange We’ve all worked under deadlines before.

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

This is how flying snakes glide and manouvre in the air.

(Video: @SochaLab)

[Dan Webb @bbewsd]

@Clark1995Clark @rickygervais Perfect example of why you should never ever marry someone based on how pretty they are in their 20s.

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

My man wants to rent an octagon to fight over his Citrus Bowl-winning coach. College football is undefeated.