threegarlicnaans

it’s biryani, bitch.

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

My grandma said I was 22 and is all “you have plenty of time my love” when I told her I was 24 she goes “AYE OH BABA 24???? YOULL NEED FIND A HANDSOME MAN NOW OH MY” like okayyyyy 0-100.

[ahn @petalgoo]

NO DADDYS HOME DURING USHER PERFOMRAVE

[IAMNJERA @IAMNJERA]

Me when I hear the “Love in This Club” beat drop at #UsherBowl.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Taylor Swift trying to motivate Travis Kelce going into the 2nd half

[Non Predatory Cougar @RStewartJewelry]

I keep that thang on me.

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

Shirt in question:

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

I have seen oNE TOOOOO MANY “🗣️🗣️🗣️ ‘MERICA!” peeps wearing Rolling Stones shirts. Last I checked those guys were an ENGLISH rock band.

if you were all about the USA you would have worn ur best pilgrim get up. You would have been like “ 🗣️🗣️🗣️1 of by land 2 if by sea!!!!”

[alexis amber 💌 @daiquiriheiress]

Me in 6th grade cuz Nick Jonas

[jorjor wel @tinygreenbug]

if you have two unblocked nostrils right now i need you to sit with that for a moment and feel grateful i need you to acknowledge to yourself how grateful you are

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

I would like to be creative again, Universe. Please and thank you

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo.

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

@haidennnnnn @milkstrology LMAO

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

but let me tell you I BEEN SAYING THIS “IM SO LUCKY EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR ME” AND LITERALLY YALL….IF THIS DOESNT SCREAM LUCKY ASS BITCH IDK WHAT DO

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

Today, a drunk driver swerved on the onto oncoming traffic and hit a car head on. It was right in front of me. I ran out to check on the people. Thankfully, no one was extremely injured

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

When you're in the back seat and go around the BIG CURVE

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

crossing things off my to-do list bc i don't feel like doing them anymore

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

Half the time when people are like “omg I saw you at *insert place*! I didn’t say hi but I thought you saw me!” I’m like honest chileeeee LISTEN. I have a 3 year old RX on these contacts right now. I am literally BLIND lmaooooo

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

Well. I went to bed way too early and now I’m wide awake lmao

[threegarlicnaans @bbgrinchh]

@meliaaagrace What this? Real Eyes realize, real lies?