@AssclownFish That would be the worst.
And it could so easily happen. Both Childe and Pantalone just horrified by the fact they can stand to have polite small talk. It is a betrayal!
#zhongchi, #dottolone
Pantalone striding through the halls of Zapolyarny Palace with Lizardttore around his neck before he comes to a horrifed stop as he sees Childe quickly approching him with a dark brown chonky lizard lounging around his own neck.
@AssclownFish I need this. We know Pantalone yaps to Childe. He should yap about his darling Zandik and Childe can yap about his wonderful Mr Zhongli and then they can both come to the horrible realisation that the other one means Dottore or Morax.
@tomatovesper oh, oh he will be bitten. Zhongli will be bitten.
Childe absolutely picks up Lizardttore and acts like he's just a grumpy hissy cat and not a man who will remember this and make Childe pay.
@tomatovesper Pantalone would love to pick up the Geo Archon and yeet him out the window but he's a freaking rock. How does Childe not have dehabilitating neck pain from carrying him around all the time?
"Ah," Pantalone says softly.
It appears Dottore is staking much the same claim.
"Yes," he murmers, reaching his hand up to pet Lizardttore's head, echoing Childe's earlier comment. "Husbands."
How absolutely galling.
Anyone who looks at Childe with the Geo Archon fastened around his neck would know that Childe is throughly claimed.
Lizardttore chooses that moment to nip him on the ear.
"Dottore," Pantalone chastises, but the lizard only curls tighter around him, nuzzling his neck.