Brian Jin

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Introverts do not hate socializing. They hate pretending.

[scar @imfat]

“Damn you’re never stressed at work”

That’s because I don’t care what happens. the company could burn down and I’d just go home

[scar @imfat]

quit your job
bet on yourself
chase your passion

it's how i went from $150k a year to checking my bank account before ordering food

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Damn you're never stressed at work"

That is because I literally do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I'd just head home

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Found it

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Vietnamese man captures a snake and drives away while still holding it.

Snakes caught alive have a high market value. For example, a large specimen can sell for around 1.2 million dong (about 50 euros).

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me: "My intention is to grow with the company"

Me as soon as another company offers $1 more per hour:

[naiive @naiivememe]

And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad

It’s you

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life

[♰ @reeceollld]

"imma just wake up early and do it then"

[Arc @arctanno]

the lion doesn't concern himself with much anymore these days. it's beginning to concern the other lions

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

PE in High School was insane bc wdym I just ran a mile, have 5 minutes to go to change & refresh, & now I have to sit in Math class for an hour???????????????????

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Reading cooking instructions off the bag i just threw out

[Indigo State Of Mind⚡️ @ThirdEyeMastery]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

[arvo färt @arvofart]

You’re not a true cinephile unless you have at least 5 movies in your regular rotation that you freely admit are objectively terrible