njork

I wanna be in a band

[ari🪐 {ntbts/iwtv/iasip} @indicadesouza]

was looking for money in the bible and found this instead

[njork @bbjyork]

sana makanot na ulit ako☹️☹️ (mlm) #altermanila #alterpasay #altermakati #alterph

[njork @bbjyork]

@dumpyrwhpy me me meeee

[Bus @legallyretired]

Cardi is so funny i can’t hate her

[kehrol 🇵🇭🌹🍉 @r_czarls]

a tale of two mayors:

one willing to admit fault, swear to make necessary changes, and most importantly—do better.

vs.

one who refuses to acknowledge his lapses that led to at least 5k students (in UST alone) stranded. all while making light of the situation farming clicks.

[Rxsh @ihyRxsh]

Me gusta usar Twitter porque ninguno de mis amigos lo usa

[miya @miyarah_]

así me siento cuando estoy sudada en público

[Lizzie Ⴟ @rardgasm]

Men can look fucking disgusting like this and nobody bats an eye but god forbid i have a tiny bit of armpit hair

[njork @bbjyork]

me trying to impress the arrogant trade😂🫵 keep in mind walang maayos na public library. sometimes, shutting the fuck up helps😬

[Thea Tan @imtheatan]

🔸Imagine Buying One Latte at Starbucks and Claiming Two Tables

So, “Entitled Character of the Year” goes to the woman at Starbucks who decided she needed a whole two-table real estate empire just to feed herself.

When I politely asked if I could have the other table because people were literally standing around with nowhere to sit, her response was: “I’m sorry, I’m using my table for my meals!”

Oh, I’m so sorry, Your Majesty! I didn't realize you rented out the entire Starbucks store!

It must be exhausting running a two-table corporate office and dining hall combo in a public coffee shop.

Next time, fold your laptop, put your food on one table like a civilized human being, and stop acting like paying for a cafe latte that grants you table ownership rights.

And shoutout to the others who sit on single drinks for four hours like it’s their living room:

Y’all need to look around and read the room, too. It’s a coffee shop, not a squatters' area.

Have some basic courtesy: move your bags off empty chairs, compress your setup, and let other paying customers actually sit down and enjoy their coffee!

[yana @louvwnri]

the disrespect to THE kara david? she spent years doing journalism with integrity tapos i-ttie niyo sa puro poverty p0rn ang content at endorser ng online sugal? can we rethink of what "public service" really means 😬

[ً @bIuesofa]

nakakainsulto 'to para kay ms kara ha!!!!

[noe @hoshiumitte]

siraulo frontliners yan ng pandemic at underpaid and overworked hindi katulad ng crim na tuta ng gobyerno at inaabuso kapangyarihan nila.

[☮︎ Markhus (표시) @Markhus_Corkie]

sabi ko God will provide 🙏🙏🙏 , heto na nga 😇😇

[njork @bbjyork]

bruuhh i cant be failing my CETs

[njork @bbjyork]

tangina i need a new laptop puta ung maliit lang (like macbook neo)💔💔💔 do i have to find a sugar daddy to buy one or what

[njork @bbjyork]

@azzzzzzzzzeee1 yooo

[BA (ᜊ) @bumaBAgyo]

nang vs ng

[njork @bbjyork]

@voteprincemongo yeah btw this was her final thesis… you may say that it isn’t the regular stuff that scientific papers write about, but she’s quite literally in AB Communication Arts. So, let’s not shove our white ass opinions in Filipino creativity, mkay? mkay

[watchdotph @watchdotph]

If you are oily, press powder
If you are religious, press the Lord
If you are mabaho, press inup
If you are artista, press con

Iconic. #KimmyDora

[🍳 @xyanobacteria]

studied sa states and i can tell yall that we shouldn’t take wtv white americans are throwing cus they r the dumbest ppl alive and thesis/research are hardly noticed there. thesis research is not universally required in the United States so they cant talk chile