Brian Black

Writer • Editor • Owner of 2 evil, esoteric cats • Scared of babies • #vss365 • #FollowerGames • Muggle • Horror • Dark Fantasy • Sci-Fi

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

You stop in your tracks. You can’t hear whatever you are beginning to understand is behind you, but you can feel cold breath against the back of your neck. You could take off and run. You might as well turn around and see what it is. You could just stand still…
#bbcyoa

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@UglyByProxy Meanwhile your cat is like

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@LillianRhaine I got a Queen bed from Amazon I think around Black Friday and it was one of those memory foam beds and it’s been the best bed I ever had. You get it and it’s like…wow it looks dehydrated. And then it makes transformer noises and becomes epic. Pretty fast delivery too.

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@lailabellwrites Sometimes you can only laugh or else you’ll cry,

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@LillianRhaine I like Amazon lol.

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@diannasaurusr3x Now collect 200 dollars

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

You ever read while you are in the bathroom and complete forgot because you were absorbed. Then you get up and you feel weightless. Like you can float. And you are so happy. And then your feet start getting blood in them again and suddenly everything feels horribly bad. No?

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@deidrejowen Two. *sigh*

🤔 Was it autocorrect though? Or me?

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@deidrejowen I’m suspicious of you too. I feel like you’re dressed for villainy. Someone is going to die and it wasn’t the butler that did it. 😱

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@manen_lyset Yeah. I don’t go anywhere without my insurance card. 🤣

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

Someone was telling me about this really bad injury they had. And they took out their phone and said “If you aren’t squeamish I can show you some nasty pictures of it…”

My reply? “I don’t want to get hungry.” And I left.

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@LillianRhaine I want a gyro or Chinese food. But imma eat this soup instead in 9 minutes lol

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@MrRedPyramid @infrafan You just gotta do it in style. Public clothing reveals shall be the new trend where no one worries about their stupid face on Snapchat anymore.

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@karlykingsley The selfish winter hater in me is happy for you. And happy for me as well since it’s 67 in PA. But eh…might be bad for the world, huh?

But I’ll worry about that later. Right now it’s so nice. Omg.

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@kirstie_talbot 7 yr old: Hold my beer…
You: !!!

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@therealzevgood

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

@therealzevgood What irked me was always that final part of the show where they had to make all those different countries. Those kids never seemed to have a chance.

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@LillianRhaine I hear you. Let’s punch life in the face.

[Brian Black @bblackwriter]

So I’m still dealing with throwing up and diarrhea. And now work tells me I might have to do a covid test. Again.

The odds, man. The odds. I just want to get out of bed for reasons other than the toilet. *sigh*