B L A K

Bird can’t fly in a cage

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Not to be all @elmo but San Antonio is A GREAT CITY. Very laid back. Very friendly. 10 out of 10.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HANG THAT FUCKING CORGI’S COLLAR FROM THE RAFTERS NEXT TO TIM DUNCAN’S JERSEY

[frogein @frogein]

Papoi. ✌️

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[bria﹒ | KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS @allenslindor]

6 primetime games, wake up 17

[Miilato @miiilato]

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

[B L A K @bblakkell]

@p1nkch4n Yes daddy

[B L A K @bblakkell]

solo movie run

https://t.co/saSocxL7fS

[Yung Lean Brasil @yungleanbrasil]

This is already being considered the music video of the year

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Go to the gym? Eat healthier food? But my hero Indiana Jones was never shown doing either of those two things onscreen

[alyssa @Iaylivias]

christian hubicki should be allowed to punch jimmy fallon

[𝐉 @zerom1le]

me after logging three films in a day on letterboxd

[𝐉 @zerom1le]

when I finish watching a film from my watchlist that I added two years ago

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

No one raps about digging holes to promote the movie Holes anymore

[he/they mccarrol @wikipetanfan]

bought two movies today based on the reviews on the cover, i can't wait to laugh at these hilarious comedies!

[Cam Walsh @CamWalsh27]

Sorry I can’t hang out today I have a higher calling to fulfill (I’m seeing my 3rd free movie of the week being an AMC A-Lister)