the thing that gets me is that eddie’s “tragedy in 97 acts” line wasn’t even that mean. you all just can’t handle a kindhearted yet cunty diva giving her man a reality check
So if Eddie had no idea they were calling buddie a couple was his confused look after “my wife calls me woody” less of a ‘why does everyone think we’re a couple’ and more of a ‘why are you bringing that up rn’ 😭😭😭