Bridget McFarland

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

make grandpa John the next bachelor!!!!!🥹 #thebachelorette

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

clayton getting mad at susie rn #TheBachelor

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

we just had a death and dying simulation in my nursing lab today and the “family member” mentioned that the dying patient liked miley cyrus. tell me WHY i started singing WRECKING BALL by Miley Cyrus to my dying patient 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

“ur gonna be the nurse from hell”
thank u mom

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

“i’m gonna wear a onesie to my vaccine appointment so that when it’s time to get my shot i have to take it all the way off”

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

this weather is doing weird things to people lol someone just drove by blaring gangnam style at full volume

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

one of my dementia patients keeps calling me “little Pedro” help

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

everyone’s 2021 spotify wrapped will say “on this day you listened to drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo 51673428 times” #driverslicense

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

@JacyHughes FR

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

during my clinical my instructor asked this girl to describe a finding from her skin assessment on her patient. she said “it looked like a raisin superglued to his leg”
i love that medical terminology

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

i hate how it is 2am and my brain is wired so that the social media of my choice is outlook email

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

i was patiently waiting in averys car while she was pumping her gas and i hear “BRIDGET why isn’t this working??!!” and i look out the rear view mirror and she is aggressively punching the diesel button over and over

[MAMA SHOCKS @mikaylashocks]

i was complaining about my hormonal pregnancy skin on stories, not realizing that my four year old was listening + she came through with alllll the affirmations 😭

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

“i thought my son was taking me to the beauty salon but turns out he was really taking me to this nursing home”

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

one of the alzheimer’s residents asked me today “what year is it?” and i told her “2020.” She said “oooh 2020, that’s supposed to be good luck”
...little does she know :/

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

please tell me why when the dentist asked how old i was today i replied “18”

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

bnl spicy chicken sandwiches will always hold a special place in my heart

[Avery Hess @Averyhh]

“why is trump eating a peach so important?”

[Bridget McFarland @bbmcfarland]

things i’m mad about this week: first the iowa caucus interrupted during bachelor time, and now the impeachment is interrupting ELLEN. the audacity #ihatepolitics