Brad Bogert

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@FDSportsbook #FanDuelReplay

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@treefing3rz @NFL …which makes absolutely no difference because it’s about the catch he made against the coverage on him… maybe just go back to watching hockey?

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

The first four stories in my Apple News feed right now… tearing down the White House while bombing boats in the Pacific, as health care is at risk and the national debt soars. Great job president micropenis!

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse No cost, but still haven’t made the actual financials public… I smell the lies of the micropenis president!

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@Brad_Gagnon Definitely one of the biggest draft mistakes in Steelers’ history.

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@Brad_Gagnon I think the bigger mistake was passing on Jalen Hurts to take Claypool. Sure you want more weapons, but when Ben gets hurt again Claypool is just another target for the backups to not connect with.

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@Coach_Bash23 @Brad_Gagnon This aged well.

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@dapples78 @Suns @BannerHealth Looking back on this, it’s kinda sad you don’t have anyone to buy you socks 😢

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@GuntherEagleman Anyone who got fired for saying “fuck” at work just discovered the groundwork for a lawsuit…

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

Hi @OrvillePopcorn !
Any idea why all the bags I’m opening from this box of Ultimate Butter have all the butter on the outside?

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ Three inches.
#TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

Someone’s couch really gettin’ it lately.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t funny, his ratings were in the toilet, and his advertisers were revolting.

Also the bellyaching from the left over “free speech” after the Biden years fools precisely no one.

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

How many of the rapes did @POTUS commit?
#TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MAKE MEMPHIS SAFE AGAIN 🇺🇸

In 2024, Memphis had:
🚨249 murders
🚨429 rapes
🚨5,616 burglaries
🚨12,522 violent assaults

Today, President Trump signed a Memorandum to restore LAW and ORDER in the city!

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse #TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS How many of the rapes did @POTUS commit?
#TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS I can make up facts too!
August was the first time in this great nation’s history that the President of the United States also held the Guinness Record for the world’s smallest penis!
#TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorHagerty Make the White House be respected again.
Make the President intelligent again.
Make America be taken seriously again.
#TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Crime was already reduced, but corruption has increased 100 fold. You’re a clown and history will regard you as such.
#TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS #TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS #TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive

[Brad Bogert @bbogert]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Oh look, a King and a jealous wannabe 🤣😭🤣
#TrumpsMicroPenis
#JimmyKimmelLive