Ben Benjamin

ENFP, admissions problems, fxbg/rva/winc/philly

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Share how you eat fresh with @ALDIUSA for a chance for you and a friend to win free produce for a year!

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

This radio announcer just suggested that Ricky Martin should mow his lawn...

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Pls no more ironic covers of rap songs

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

i feel like people say WOO all the time but i always get looks

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

my favorite food(s) is/are meatballs and party mix

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

At a party last night I went around with a stranger & a tape measure testing our guesses of height of household items. Toaster: 8.7 inches.

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

I'm the most punk person I know

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

The Office is so awkward rn I can't look

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Overcooked tortellini for the 3rd time in a row pls pray for me

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

YMCA IS My FAVORITE SONG

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

We need a campaign to raise Admissions Counselor salaries to $15 an hour @AdmissionsProbs

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Threatens to move to Canada

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

I used to hate this fly in my apartment but now I think we're becoming friends. I wonder if he has named me yet

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Foreign customer service agents with accents getting calls from foreigners with accents. Really puts things into perspective. #wow

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Just led a presentation with a suspicious amount of laughter. Wasn't sure if my fly was down or my jokes are good. Turns out I'm hilarious.

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Undefeated hot potato champion

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

How old am I in dog years. Makes you wonder.

[Ben Benjamin @bbooskay]

Me: call student at home. Mom answers. Student doesn't want to talk. Mom: "you're grounded!" Mom pretends to be student. @AdmissionsProbs

[v @Thunderlips1001]

Rt if you love my style but hate my ugly face