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[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

Feel free to offer me LSD if you see me in person.

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just witnessed a Balthazar Bakery truck drive into McCarren Park and fully crush a citibike under its wheels

fucking hell yeah

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realizing “folie à duex” and “it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother ‘exactly’” are the same phrase 150 years apart

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I got up in the morning today holy shit the day is so long and it’s only 3pm how do you people live like this

also really gross people outside in the daytime

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15 years on and you people have failed to heed the lessons of Kreayshawn

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Ordered a sandwich called the Dirty Askar and realized Asghar and Oscar are the same name

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choosing to get bad pizza because the nice place across the street embarrasses me

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white girl dragging her sandals down avenue C in HEADPHONES? at 230 am?

I’m not even that brazen with my own safety

but yeah New York has changed etc etc I walked past a bunch of brand new discarded ikea furniture as I typed this

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@Blood_Napkin Thank you

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@LAKUTIS Yeah it’s really Your Time, Alexi

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just saw a top hat with death metal patches on it i think its time for me to retire from going outside

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@Fratty_Hearst You can make fun of me to my face Glenn

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how do people clean issey miyake clothes? actually disregard this tweet i wish i didn’t even know what that was

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@JewmaicanGyal Lolol

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Egon Schiele sucks my ass, we don’t have to pretend we like looking at this shit

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Europe is so gay I hate it here

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@rackistan How do you even know what people say about fashion shows… I don’t know where even to look for shit that dumb

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I’m gonna be gay now I’m dating a woman

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@Fratty_Hearst Gender reveal party

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There are people in the suburbs of New Orleans that talk like they’re from Delco Pennsylvania because of I don’t know what and if I remember correctly they call it the yat accent which apparently is semi-offensive against I don’t know whom