inflation is so bad that buying 4 vibrators costs less than buying groceries for the week....anyways now I'm out of eggs but I do have 4 vibrators instead
I feel like women need more fun ways to talk about masturbation.....like a pussy version of beat my meat. hey girls I just hit the clit. just rubbed the shrub. just went mean on the bean. you know what I mean?
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might not be able to afford a house in this economy but at least we can always afford to cum 😭
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