bren

one day, I’m going to make the onions cry

[charlie @StyledApe]

If I saw this in my freezer, I would start ripping the container apart like a chimp

[bren @bboxler3]

Just found out my wife was a Runescaper

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

I wake up before my girl & see her sleeping like this

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Your honor I was just being a silly little goose

[Leo @thelionleo3]

The CDC now recommends gym, tanning, & laundry

[Cincinnati Meme Stream @CincyMeme]

#TenYearChallenge

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

⚠️🪖Halo Xbox Series X + PS5 restock news

♻️RT this + follow @mattswider

1.🎁I'll give away 2 Halo Xbox + 2 PS5 + 2 Switch OLED
🇺🇸one of each goes to active military/vets🇺🇸
https://t.co/tQQBvnPoiK

2.✅Halo Xbox info
https://t.co/yMVYyq4WVu

3.✅PS5 info
https://t.co/AljQ8nVLa8

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

Having a hard time with this app

[bren @bboxler3]

@maria_douglie right right

[bren @bboxler3]

me: do you want anything from chipotle
maria: no i’ll just have a banana when i get home
me: comes home with chipotle anyway
maria: awwwww is that for me?!
🤝

[bren @bboxler3]

@xsydtulorex @soapfont relax

[royce hall @filadisruptor]

I’m so embarrassed. We have a long layover so I roasted a chicken for the airport. At security, they take my bag. The dude says “my man, what u got in here?” He then pulls my shit out & yells “a WHOLE chicken?!” and EVERYONE in line started laughing at me, especially the bad hoes