Cut myself shaving AND clipped my toe while trimming nails. Fair to say I’ve completely lost the thread on basic grooming!! #covidcaveman#lifehack#nailfail#beastmode
#LifeHack: put lettuce butts in water and sunlight and they grow into more lettuce! Like, wow. Liiiiife!! This is my new #sequesterrific hobby... Fair to say life has slowed down a bit 🥬🥬 #hellogarnish#lettucepray… https://t.co/ZMcctybvnG
Anyone else checking out the predawn planetary alignment?! 5:15 am yaaa. This is what #syzygy feels like... When life gets weird, just remember we are hurtling through vast, infinite space on a tiny blue speck of… https://t.co/SZwHXqJnQ5
@bbpace has been following the “no hand shaking” rule for years.
My greetings to people from now on will be the “bow it, butt bump, shimmy jump”
Wash
Your
Hands
People