portland bugs are having a great time right now, i love it. go bugs, get that pollen, do a little mating dance! eat your aphids, whatever you wanna do.
"uncommitted changes" is actually a drake song from 2011, "git rebase" is a rihanna song from 2004, "git status" is a british colloquialism used when someone is being really really silly
the rebrand of GoDaddy from "THE INTERNET ISN'T JUST FOR NERDS ANYMORE HERE'S A GIRL IN A SHORT CROP TOP" to "would you like a domain for your tarot/candle business" is really a whirlwind