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literally a woman in tech! just here to witness the collective meltdown and maybe see some good jokes 👋

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portland bugs are having a great time right now, i love it. go bugs, get that pollen, do a little mating dance! eat your aphids, whatever you wanna do.

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i definitely love this lil dude i'm growing but i have to be honest and say i can't wait to not be pregnant anymore lololol

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what is happening why the doge

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hi i don't care about banks i just care about the biden administration approving the WILLOW PROJECT in the year 2023 HELLO

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@kylemh_ shoot, sorry to hear this!

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even though i'm a software engineer, whenever i need to use "é" i just google "beyonce" and copy the é from her wikipedia entry #hacker

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@poetastrologers okay but actually i'm a leo and my husband is a pisces 😭❤️

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"uncommitted changes" is actually a drake song from 2011, "git rebase" is a rihanna song from 2004, "git status" is a british colloquialism used when someone is being really really silly

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@elonmusk stage a coup

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i love my memories from this day

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@lucperkins quel mec!!

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@lucperkins 👊💥!

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i wonder what cultural genius first said "boop" when touching a cat's nose.

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the rebrand of GoDaddy from "THE INTERNET ISN'T JUST FOR NERDS ANYMORE HERE'S A GIRL IN A SHORT CROP TOP" to "would you like a domain for your tarot/candle business" is really a whirlwind

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me: why doesn't it look like i want it to look when i literally did what's in the docs????

threejs:

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@poetastrologers stinky

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the drama of this thread

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issuе

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@weirdlilguys this one 👍